josh-is-awesome:

When you finish taking off his shirt look him straight in the eyes and whisper this is my design

The fuck?

Oh nostalgia. Bringing me to my first crush as a kid.

Can we all agree that this show was the best to ever exist?

blackbanshee:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

^

iammorethannothing:

A recent study as shown that consuming too much caffeine can cause feelings of impending doom.

That explains a lot.

ohioreallyisonfirethough:

So when I was in school a few days ago, I realized I was out of my comfort zone.

My GOD. I have to check the thermostats at work RIGHT NOW.

venturadevil:

theemayorofcantown:

homestuckcharacters:

jorego:

tavros-nitram-that-into-my-ass:

specialsari:

fish-blog:

tzcaptor:

erivris:

my patron is karkat

eridan is my favorite

im going to cry

patron is terezi
favorite is sollux
this is the fast track to pain

karkat wants me dead

meenah wants me alive

i dont like this scenario at all

okay for the sake of this scenario working we’ll say

Tavros wants me dead and Gamzee is protecting me :u

Feferi wants me dead.

Tavros is protecting me.

Tavros is trying to kill me

Karkat’s protecting me

Aradia is trying to kill me

Karkat is protecting me

terezi wants me dead

and terezi is also protecting me????

??????????????

?????

Feferi wants me dead ;A;
And Vriska is protecting me.

Kanaya is trying to kill me.

Eridan is protecting me. I do not feel very safe.

Because apparently EVERYBODY BUT ME is getting sick as all fuck.

searchingforbliss:

gonzosloveshack:

pizzaforpresident:

Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.

my favorite photoset of all time

I love how in the second frame, she’s like hang on. Just one more butt, ok?

Lol

The security guard and the players are laughing! This is the best.